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Posted 8 hours ago

bleaken:

vintage & nature blog

Posted 9 hours ago
vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

vvankinq:

#NotAllDucks

(Source: humorstop)

Posted 9 hours ago

mythopoetical:

Kilchurn Castle, Loch Awe, Scotland by Ruth Hayton

Posted 9 hours ago
  1. Go to a party and stay sober. Listen to the way your drunk classmates talk when they don’t plan to remember tonight when they wake up. Never talk about these experiences, just keep them for yourself.
  2. Start driving in one direction on the highway after school one day, pretending like you’re running away. Blast bad pop music and sing along. Stop in the suburbs when your mom calls you to come home, but buy your little brother a cupcake before you turn back around.
  3. Kiss your best friend. It doesn’t matter what sexuality or gender you are or they are. It doesn’t matter if it’s a peck or you escalate to tongue. You’ll laugh about it later, but it will always make you smile just for the memory.
  4. Smoke a cigarette. Let it burn your throat. Cough, loudly.
  5. Take a stand for something you believe in. When half your school laughs at you, take it with pride. Someone agrees, even if they’re too scared to say so.
  6. Make enemies. Make the kind of mistakes that cause your life to implode. Lose everyone and everything to these mistakes. Only when you fall will you find out that you can pick yourself back up.
  7. Sit on someone’s roof and talk for hours. Forget about dinner and tell your origin stories. Let your guard down while the dog barks below. Talk about god. Listen.
  8. Steal Bourbon from your parents’ liquor cabinet and put it in a water bottle beneath your bathroom sink. Spike your tea with it when you think you’ve hit rock bottom. Pour the whole thing down the drain when it’s too strong for you.
  9. Become a stereotype. Buy a record player and combat boots. Wear all black. Dye your hair bright blue and get your ear pierced three times. Don’t care when people laugh at you.
  10. Make wishes at 11:11. Wear your pajamas backwards in the hopes of a snow day. Look for answers at the bottom of a bottle. Pretend writing things on your arms makes you special. Believe in anything. Believe in everything. Open every book and look around every corner. You’ll never look like this or move like this or think like this again. Enjoy it while it lasts or hate every second. But feel. Feel every damn thing.
Top Ten Things to do Before You Graduate High School by M.S. (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: absurdology)

Posted 10 hours ago

shadicasper:

#BreakingStereotypes

Posted 10 hours ago

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

(Source: ivilspirits)

Posted 11 hours ago
scificity:

Maybe We’ll Just Poke Around a Little Bithttp://scificity.tumblr.com

scificity:

Maybe We’ll Just Poke Around a Little Bit

http://scificity.tumblr.com

Posted 11 hours ago

alckemi:

royymustang:

Edward “I’m here to fuck shit up” Elric

Alphonse “Brother no” Elric

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dogdrugs:

aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SCENE

(Source: reginaa-phalange)

Posted 13 hours ago
  1. (A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
  2. Angry Customer: “Damn f**s.”
  3. Gay Man: “Excuse me?”
  4. Angry Customer: “You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
  5. Gay Man: *quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
  6. Angry Customer: “Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
  7. (The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
  8. Angry Customer: *to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
  9. (Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
  10. Owner: “I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
  11. Wife: “Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
  12. Owner: “Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
  13. (The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)
Posted 13 hours ago

bestfunny:

therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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Posted 13 hours ago

"What are we holding on to, Sam?

(Source: bel-eriand)

Posted 14 hours ago

skeetbucket:

kimisbaked:

mypandemonium:

Variations on My Neighbor Totoro. All credits can be found here. Additional variations (including Naruto, Dexter’s Laboratory, Star Wars, and more) can also be found here.

This makes me sooooooooo happy

love it

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